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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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2 days ago

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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2 days ago

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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2 days ago

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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3 days ago

katyphamz:

doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

Omfg

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3 days ago

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

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3 days ago

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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3 days ago

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

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5 days ago

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5 days ago

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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5 days ago

snorlaxatives:

"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"

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penis-hilton:

he got a point
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